What’s On

Collywobblers Comedy at The Railway Streatham Common : Russell Hicks , Micah Hall , Victoria Howden , Johnny CT , Trevor Crook , Harriet Oughton & MC Sion James!

🍻 Streatham Festival Comedy Special! 🎭

A brilliant double bill of Preview / Work In Progress shows! Tom Houghton – Netflix’s ‘The Circle’ star, former Tower of London resident and viral comedy sensation — brings his sharp new material, while pub-loving comedy legend James Dowdeswell warms up his hilarious ‘Beers of a Clown ‘show, packed with legendary pub stories and beer-fuelled laughs.

Girls, gays, they/thems, or whoever loves a disco ball and a singalong. Join us every first Thursday of the month from 7:30pm for QUEERAOKE! 🪩🎤

Free entry, 2 for £12 cocktails, Purple rain, cheap thrills, and a cocktail of power ballads…what more could you ask for?

BOARD GAME NIGHT! 🎲 Starting from 4th May, and every Monday after that. Specifically curated for neurodivergents or people who just wanna have a low-key night in the pub, low music, chill vibes, low-key folk. Free entry, just turn up!

BRUTAL QUIZ NO.7 🧠
This quiz contains no pop culture, no music round, no sport, no picture round… just 100 really chunky general knowledge questions to test the most hardened of punters! 💪

Thursday 8th October, 8pm
£30 per team (max. 6 people)
Email alex@inquizition.com to book

Enjoy 2 for 1 Diamond Diamond Pale Ale now every Sunday from 5-7pm!

A retro classic, back on shelves.

Join us every Saturday for 2 for £12 cocktails followed by a heated dancefloor! 🪩

Join us for an evening of local talent every Friday night! Kicking it off we have Alarcon Duo bringing some Latin flavour to our pub garden, as well as LIVE JAZZ every Sunday from 5-7pm 🎺

Jazz Sundays! 🎺 Weekly live jazz hosted bi-weekly by Dan Coulthurst, plus special guests, from 5-7pm on Sundays. Pop in for 2 for 1 Double Diamond Pale Ale too!

Double the fun, double the days, half the price. Enjoy our happy hour TWICE a week!

Enjoy a romantic meal for two for just £35 🌟 That includes two gorgeous Striploin steaks with peppercorn sauce, chips and salad, with a glass of wine each. How lovely.

Available every Wednesday for a limited time 🚂

It’s 4 o’clock somewhere, and at The Railway, it’s time for £4 pints!

From 4-6 pm, enjoy a pint of Amstel/ Inch’s/ Murphy’s/ or any of our cask ales 🍻

You can even elevate your evening with a £4 small glass of house wine or 25ml G&T 🍷

Don’t miss out on this perfect way to unwind! 🍻

3 for £12 shots!

🍋 Silver Tequila
🦌 Jager
🔥 Sambuca
👶 Baby Guinness
☕ Cazcabel Coffee
💎 Silver Patron

Get that laptop out of the house and work with us!

We offer unlimited tea and coffees for only a fiver, plus it’s only a short walk away to the bar for a well deserved post-work pint.

🥪 Can’t decide what to make for lunch? Leave the thinking to us and choose from our delicious range of sandwiches

🍟 Served with fries/salad and your choice of a hot/soft drink — all for just a tenner! 💷